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william johnstone
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10p.

They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too g...
Stirling Thompson
Keep 'em coming William! Nothing like a good joke to brighten a day.
Liz Doyle
LOL, that's good one, haven't heard it before.
william johnstone
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said,
"Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.
It strengthens the pelvic muscles a...
Liz Doyle
Cute. :-D
Deb Logan Nixon
Hey Dawna! You were up...either real early or reallll late! hahaha
william johnstone
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought,
"What the heck.....
Haley Anne Bechler
A very posh Englishwoman is waiting on her husband to arrive for dinner at a very nice restaurant in Edinburgh where they're vacationing. The restaurant is buzzing with people, quite a large dinner c...
william johnstone
Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..:
"Ladies and gentlem...
Randy Scott
Edward I of England arrives on the Scottish-English border to conquer the Scots.
He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the ...
Marilyn Sloper
Busted up laughing at the punch line. Still snickering over it all. Had to send it to some friends. Lol!
William J Wallace
Love it!
Amanda Moffet
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Amanda Moffet
This made me smile
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Jacquie Mackay
Brilliant, Think I'll move to Burntisland!!!
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Amanda Moffet
This could be the best Scottish themed cake I've seen.
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